I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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