wat bout pragnant strippers??
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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