There is no way he is gay with that hair.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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