think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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