fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Randomize
