Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
In America we eat man semen.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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