You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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