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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
Randomize
