That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
home. puking in laundry basket.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
