Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
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