If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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