i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
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