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I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Sorry about my life...
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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