i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
Randomize
