Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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