They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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