STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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