Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
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