He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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