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Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
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