im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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