what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
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