U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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