I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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