Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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