no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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