Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Text me some of your sweat
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