Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Randomize
