this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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