they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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