butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I think my moral compass just broke
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