all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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