Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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