talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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