I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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