To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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