He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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