i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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