just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
jump out the window naked night went bad
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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