i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
I see more hoeing in ur future
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
