they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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