I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
two words: eviction party
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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