She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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