Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
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