You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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