You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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