so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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