Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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