I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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