I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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