Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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